jack spence 

this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.

person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes

jack spence by lottagotta November 4, 2019

Errol Spence Jr 

The truth.

Instead of telling a fib, try telling Errol Spence Jr.

Errol Spence Jr by Braintank October 9, 2018

Spence

A blowjob that does not result in completion or ejaculation.

Kate spenced him last night, leaving him very unfulfilled and with blue balls.

Spence by biiiiilllllll March 30, 2008

Spence

A mouth breather/idiot that is completely obsessed with sex.

"Julia is such a spence."

Spence by Ethan459835 July 7, 2021

Slippery Spence 

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.

"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)

Slippery Spence by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009

Reyna Spence 

As in a teen girl who is pretty and beautiful :)

hey you look so reyna spence <3
that shirt looks reyna spence on you

Reyna Spence by ..hell.girl.. March 30, 2009

Spence

A great guy always there for his friends. He has a big heart and will always try and make you smile. He loves music and gaming. Spence will always make an effort to show up and prove he cares. He is a wonderful leader, usually taking on leadership roles. Spences can be quite busy from time to time, but this doesn’t mean they don’t care. They are just busy people trying to make everyone happy. You know a Spence cares when he is excited to show you something he is obsessed with and cares about in the moment. Spences are often a ladies man and knows how to charm a girl. Never call him Spencer or else he will get mad! You have been warned.

Who’s that? He seems so caring!

Oh that’s Spence!

Spence by CherryPepper202 January 6, 2022