Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.

Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.

Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."

Speedy Gonzales by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

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Speedy Piss

When you have to take a piss but your right in the middle of doing somethin, like watching a movie at a movie theater. So, what you do is go to the bathroom and force your pee as fast as you can out of your body, and go back to what you were doing.

"I was right in the middle of the movie when i had to go pee. So i ran to the restroom and took a Speedy Piss."

Speedy Piss by AddamsAppleDude January 24, 2010

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Speedy Gonzalez

When one combines a can of classic Coca-Cola with 3-4 teaspoons of instant coffee.

Crack Fiend: You got any of that crack?

You: No, but I can make you a Speedy Gonzalez.

Speedy Gonzalez by Quigonzo March 16, 2012

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Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future

Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!

Speedy Broomstick by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

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