Southampton F.C 

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

Southampton F.C by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

southampton syndrome 

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.

after spending a week in Southampton with his mum Andrew developed Southampton syndrome.

southampton syndrome by chocolate vs cheese August 26, 2009

southampton red rum 

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

southampton red rum by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

southampton schools new jersey

southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126

boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18

person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.

southampton schools new jersey by rackem willie April 24, 2009

Southampton Sidesaddle 

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

Southampton Sidesaddle by 535 October 9, 2012

Southampton Reject 

A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.

Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School

Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.

Southampton Reject by Hwk2 July 6, 2022

Southampton f.c 

the greatest fucking club to ever live better then shitty palace and james ward prowse is a sexy shit

southampton f.c are so good

Southampton f.c by the true name of dan January 10, 2023