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somerset berkley raiders 

A school where the kids are dressed quite well. They are all one big family at the end of the day, especially when it comes to athletics. Somerset and Berkley have given birth to many famous athletes such as Tony Gaffney, Jerry Remmy, and more. SB Raiders are competitive and once they talk shit, they always back it up at the end. Expect any away game to have stands filled with SB fans and supporters. Their biggest rival are the Case Cardinals, Swansea. They have been rivals for about 45 years or more. They are famous for quotes such as , "bleed blue", "raider nation", "raider family". Watch out for the Raiders, they never give up, and never fail to brag about their tremendous wins.
"We are Raiders", "Blue and White lets fight", "I have two families, my family at home and my Raider Family" "We are Somerset Berkley Raiders"

Somerset 

A boring, rich, upper class town in a rural part of central New Jersey, full of doctors, lawyers, accountants, college professors and other people who think they’re hot shit. Few people know about Somerset, and often think the town only contains normal sized middle class homes that they see on the main road of Easton Avenue. That’s because years ago Somerset consisted only of farm land and a few normal homes. Year’s later developers came and bought up acres and acres of farm land and built big expensive homes, bringing in the rich, snobby crowd that makes Somerset what it is today. Unlike other rich towns in New Jersey, Somerset is actually a very diverse town that contains a lot of black people who also have money like their white counterparts. A majority of kids from the town are spoiled and a lot of them try to act like they’re tough thugs from the rough streets. When in actuality the only dangerous thing to worry about is hitting a deer crossing the road. The town also contains a numerous amount of hot girls that can be seen on a day to day basis usually driving their mommies and daddies BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Acura or Lexus with no place to go.
Tom: "Who was that hot girl doing lines of coke in her BMW M3?"

Tara: "Oh, thats Lisa, she lives in Somerset, she's that snobby bitch I told you about whose loser brother thinks he's a gang banger. I fucking hate people from Somerset."
Somerset by Tom K August 28, 2005

somerset night 

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night
somerset night by Dave January 29, 2004

somerset college 

a shithole located in the middle of nowhere on the gold coast, australia
headmaster being a piece of fat crap, this school is used to collect white trash of the world
somerset college by dylan August 11, 2003

Somerset 

The finest town in all of North America. People here possess the best qualities of any humans on the face of the earth. Somersetians tend to stay within the confines of this rustic community. It's inhabitants favorite color tends to be Realtree or Mossy Oak, and their main form of transportation is generally a truck, ATV, or boat. Somersetians hold a rather country accent and are the most stubborn son-of-a-bitches you will ever come across. They find it proper and acceptable to wear boots in all occasians and take bowhunting and fishing to extreme and perfect levels. They tend to love country music, woodshop, and beer.

The most upstanding member of this town is referred to as "somerset" and spends the majority of his time at Somerset Candy Company and with his Uncle Steve. He is Taylor Swift's future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border.
Somerset is the greatest place on earth, I wish everyone could live here and never leave.
Somerset by Somerset April 8, 2009

Somerset 

A complete shithole full of white, middle aged, inbred spastics.

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)

Cows outnumber humans.

Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
- You’re from Somerset aren’t you?

-Oo-arr I’m from Zummerset innit

-You can’t speak properly, can you?

-‘hat’s cos oi’m inbred innit
Somerset by BarronB April 18, 2019