Band Skimmer 

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins

Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."

Band Skimmer by TheSharpieCult April 30, 2010

Soup Skimmer 

Some one who thinks they are a drug dealer, but in reality they are the one who drives to pick up the product then drop it off to a customer. The reality is they just mark up the product and claim that they are the one with the Juice.

"Man nice herbs bro, who'd you hook off of?"
"Man that fool just goes to dudes house down the street and adds 100 bux on top. Whack Soup Skimmer. Niya gets smoked out too, shit give me the number mofugga I got a car too."
"He ain't thug, he is just a middleman, not on top, not on bottom, but y'know in the middle blocking the real shit."
"He is never on deck, he just goes to pick it up, lame!! Its like going to Burger King and waiting 10 mins while they go get McDonalds and mark it up."

Soup Skimmer by RealSmoker September 7, 2008

seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.

Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!

seed skimmer by HNBILH April 7, 2011

Cream-skimmer 

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

Cream-skimmer by pushnook August 12, 2011

till-skimmer 

An agricultural employee who secretly snitches some of the topsoil after mechanically turning over the earth in the spring.

I installed security-cameras in my field's scarecrows to keep an eye out for till-skimmers.

till-skimmer by QuacksO January 22, 2018

Voice Skimmer 

Telephone calls that skim the voice of the receiver in order to create an AI replica for commercial use. Voice Skimmer calls are usually silent and end briefly, only after the receiver gives enough dialogue such as a hello. Commercial use can be seen in a range of voice driven jobs from classical phone call scamming to narrating a commercial, or even a cartoon in some instances given the narration team uses it

Those damn voice skimmer calls put my voice on a phone sex hotline

Voice Skimmer by MasterOfWang December 17, 2021

Sack Skimmer

generally an old mans balls, hanging so low they skim the water surface of toilet bowl. If you're a sack skimmer=old man

I didn't realize my Uncle Joe was so old until I saw him pee, he's clearly a sack skimmer

Sack Skimmer by arpegee March 10, 2022