Skew-wiff 

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

Skew-wiff by zooa November 3, 2003

Skew a gibe

Absent, unavailable, not dependable.

So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down .
*goes

Skew a gibe by Crandolph McManus June 1, 2018

skew'dat 

It originated from the phrase "screw that." It means to "srew that" as in saying "I'm not going to do that."

"Well skew'dat, I'm not going to the concert if she's going to be there."

skew'dat by Trisha Tansey September 8, 2008

Skew'dat 

It originated from the phrase "screw that." It means to "srew that" as in saying "I'm not going to do that."

Tina: "Well skew'dat, I'm not going to the party is she is."

Skew'dat by Trisha Tansey September 9, 2008

skew face 

lesbians having intense intercourse.

Alex and her girlfriend want to have skew face.

skew face by Tinnaboreiss December 30, 2008

Skew-her to go 

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.

The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove

Skew-her to go by The bleached asshole July 3, 2014

Skewks 

n. \sk-youks\

1. When you have to shit and vomit at the same time and can't decide which one is the most to important to do first.

2. Violent and abmornal anal evacuations of warm fluid coupled with intense, acute vomiting.

1. After eating his mother's meatloaf, Smitty was in the bathroom for three days with the skewks.

Skewks by dgff June 16, 2010