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Little Sizzler 

A child left in the car during summer months
We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.
Little Sizzler by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Double Sizzler 

The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.
Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.
Double Sizzler by adeptus clevis December 17, 2008

We Goin' Sizzler 

Sports trash talk from the early 1990s, first coined in the movie "White Men Can't Jump". Used to intimidate opponents by implying that those who "goin' Sizzler" had already won the game and were planning to celebrate at Sizzler Steakhouse. Often, and as in White Men Can't Jump, the statement "we goin' sizzler" was known to backfire.
12 year old Little Leaguer whose team was up by 1 run late in the game, and who got to see an R-rated movie (White Men Can't Jump) and thought he was cool: "We Goin' Sizzler, We Goin' Sizzler!"

Other team scores 2 runs.

Aformentioned 12 year old: <Silence>

The Canadian Sizzler 

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

Drizzling Sizzler 

An uncontrollable bout of diarrhea after eating spicy foods whereas the molten hot liquid spewing from your asshole actually sizzles when it hits the water in the bowl, while your eyes water and nose runs from the ensuing firehole.
After eating that italian beef with giardinera I turned into an upside down volcano. I am sweating and need two ice cream cones. A Stage 9 Drizzling Sizzler.

Skee-Town Sizzler 

A Skee-Town Sizzler refers to when pop-rocks are inserted into a partner's mouth and are activated by urinating upon them. This practice originated in Muskegon, Michigan where people have nothing better to do than find creative ways to piss in each other's mouths.
Sandy said she liked Pop-Rocks so I gave her the Skee-Town Sizzler