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Shlocking 

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.
I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?
Shlocking by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

Shercockin' 

To think using your cock, or by hormonal instincts when horny instead of using your brain.

Similar to sherlockin' when you stare the obvious but here you're horny.
"I sent a dick pic to her last night, man, I wasn't myself yesterday."
"Shercockin."

"Why did Jeff get arrested?"
"He was shercockin'."
Shercockin' by NotReallyStory June 28, 2023

Shelcking 

The act of letting ones penis grow grime, smegma, and other organic substances around itself to act as a protective shell known as a Shelck.
I heard Tom has been Shelcking for two months, I bet his Shelck is pretty strong now.
Shelcking by ShudMeister March 30, 2024

shelcking 

The act of letting one's penis develop cheese, grime, semen, and other substances until they harden, forming a protective shell, like a turtle's.
I've been shelcking for a week how bout you
shelcking by pengin9553 May 7, 2024

Shplocking 

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse
Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!
Shplocking by JIMIJ June 2, 2025