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Shared masturbation, but not the same as mutual masturbation as you only masturbate yourself.

"Sharies is when you and a friend each take care of yourself but not each other. Usually you do it when you're sitting together and holding hands. Group sharies is when you do it with a group while you're sitting in a circle. But you can't do sharies if you're holding hands with two people! lol"
I love doing sharies with my best bud Lorien. She totally squeezes my hand when she cums! Sweet!
sharies by Miley Spears January 19, 2009
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A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.
Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.
Sharples by SharplesPepe July 29, 2017
A black marker used for the following things....

1. shading
2. pranking
3. drawing
4. permently screwing up ppls home work
5. sniffing
Chris: OMG YOU WROTE ALL OVER MY FACE WITH A SHARPIE!!!
Reid: Relax, it was just a prank.
Chris: WTF THIS IS PERMANENT!!!!
Reid: Hehe Woops.
Sharpie by Spider_3717 October 20, 2007

sharkiesha 

a person who will punch the soul out of you
sharkiesha: (punch,kick)

shanikua: ...................................
sharkiesha by dqfdyqidgusgdkus December 4, 2013

Sharpest Lives 

A great song by an amazing band My Chemical Romance (abbreviated MCR)
Kaitlyn: I love MCR's new song "Sharpest lives"!
Sharpest Lives by Madison816 June 16, 2008

Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
Sharpest Bulb by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008

Sharpiefie 

To use a Sharpie on anything that is not found in an normal office enviroment
You just Sharpiefied that zip-tie so it would blend in with the wood
Sharpiefie by Gregie2012 November 15, 2009