shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

shanghainese by bleh July 6, 2004

Shanghai American School 

Shanghai American School = SAS = Stressed Asian School. That's all you need to know.

Has two campuses, Pudong is in a golf course with legit 0 stores for takeout in the 3k diameter, Puxi right across from a semi-dead mall with crappy entertainment but somehow parents still complain.

Teachers are getting worse, and your GPA really depends on your good luck in getting the right teacher. The school has a good record of sending kids to good colleges but that's more because of the parents than the teachers. But don't worry, if you are like me who has a shitty GPA below a 3.3, be assured that people with GPA lower than you from SAS got into colleges. Like Community College of Detroit.:)

Somehow this group of guys who binges on youtube in class and goes drinking weekly still have a 4.0. Maybe Asian moms.

Students have a weird pride that SAS is better than all the other international schools in Shanghai. They are not wrong.:)

A person from SMIC: "SMIC is a really good school."
A person from BISS: "BISS is a really good school."
A person from Concordia: "Concordia is a really good school."
A person from SAS: "Shanghai American School is the worst school ever!"

Shanghai American School by twsdhgjeiadfjmcalsk November 10, 2018

Shanghai Manpon 

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

Shanghai Manpon by solaristrance April 20, 2015

shanghai 

Term describing a type of kidnapping.Back in the 17th and 18th century in back alleys behind orphanages and bars there were trap doors that were watched and opened on drunken people or wandering children,then the children or drunks were beaten up until unconscious and brought aboard a ship to do slave labor out at sea until they died.

we need one more crew memeberlet's shanghai some drunk fuck.

shanghai by D.Sanchez April 25, 2005

Shanghai Screamer 

Prior to engaging to copulation, suggest to your prospective partner that she knots her hair using two crossed chopsticks. Upon entry into the vaginal canal from the rear (doggie style), and just before the moment of climax, the man removes the penis from the vagina, and inserts into the anus, uninvited, whilst taking control of the the chopsticks. At the moment climax, the man grips the chopsticks, and buries them into the scalp of the female recipient, thus leading to a blood-curling scream. (and perhaps blood from the anus, who knows?) After this EXTREME moment, reach into your dresser drawer and pull out a fortune cookie, and proceed to read the fortune to her.

Roommate 1: "Bro, I just heard some girl give out the loudest scream from your room. Is everything okay?"

Giver of the Shanghai Screamer: "Yea. That bitch be dead. I just gave her a Shanghai Screamer. Peace out, beezy."

Shanghai Screamer by A.M. 378... December 3, 2010

Shanghaiing 

to trick,mislead or confuse someone into something that they normally wouldn't do willing.

Oh, I am totally shanghaiing Mike into giving me a ride to McD's for lunch by reminding him how we never hang out anymore.

Shanghaiing by ridetheyak July 12, 2009

Shanghai kiss 

A sexual move where the woman is on top and can bring a guy off by just tensing and relaxing her pussy muscles

Shanghai Kiss: much like when your chick has a cold and coughs when she is riding you but more often, usually requires practise or a very toned partner.

Shanghai kiss by hairybeast October 27, 2006