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Server Tuesday 

noun: the day out of the week when all the World of Warcraft servers are down. Not a good day to talk you a World of Warcraft player.
Bill: Ya, never talk to Tom when it's Server Tuesday, he turns into a real ass.
Tom: I DO NOT TURN INTO AN ASS!!!
Server Tuesday by DolitehGreat December 13, 2011

Server Punch 

(noun)

An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1

Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."

Scenario 2

Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."

Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."

Scenario 3

Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"

Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
Server Punch by Biomechd December 24, 2012

Server Ownership 

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.
I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.
Server Ownership by Fractured June 12, 2018

server blocking 

The act of preventing one to join a social server, usually in Discord, by making the owner or staff of the server prevent you from joining, rejoining, or being unbanned. This is usually in the form of convincing the owner or staff to ban said subject.
Subject: Hey there, I was wondering if I could be unbanned from server.

Server Owner/Admin: No, someone is server blocking you.
server blocking by waves7 April 3, 2021

Server daddy 

My protector and daddy. Daddy you sexy mf. If you find yourself a server daddy you will never have to worry again. Daddy’s are knows for their love of fingering scrub daddy, thus led to the marriage of server daddy and scrub daddy.
Server daddy by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

Server Room 

where beta male sock fuckers are imprisoned.
get back to the server room, nerdy opie.
Server Room by Top Gunt June 3, 2004