Asexual Selfishness 

Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.

Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure

Asexual Selfishness by dirtydouble October 3, 2016

selfishrings 

selfishrings known as kent, needs to stop hating on tangled. he also is the ONLY stan of the song bang bang. he is known for people yeling at him to save

i wish selfishrings would unblock me ! selfishrings is so mean wow. s

selfishrings by anonymous September 6, 2020

selfishrings 

selfishrings is a stan on twitter named kent. he hates tangled and loves bang bang.

i wish selfishrings would unblock me

selfishrings by anonymous September 6, 2020

selfishrings 

Had his account suspended and is now at the limbo of twitter (once again)

Did you hear selfishrings got s worded again?

selfishrings by karlacabello October 21, 2020

Splishing 

Flushing the toilet while your shit is still coming out, thus making a whirlpool effect to avoid splatter/splashing

Splishing my helped the bathroom from smelling like shit and kept the rest of my ass clean from the shitty water

Splishing by gubertastic May 9, 2008

Selfieing 

Verb; the act of taking a picture of ones self and showing others via social media or messaging

"Dude I'm gonna try selfieing, watch"

Selfieing by Iminlovewiththesleepsleep October 23, 2015

Selfishist 

A person who is selfish. Literally selfish + ist

A selfishist like him will never get along with others well.

Selfishist by RandomKerbal August 8, 2022