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Sea Turtled 

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”
Sea Turtled by MissMartini September 7, 2025

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
baby sea turtle by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

The Seaturtle 

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.
"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"
to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum
If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.
seaturtle by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015