'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.
also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.
An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.
Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy