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Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

Troll Scroll 

Facebook's news feed feature.
Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"

how i scroll 

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!
This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.
how i scroll by wirelesscable August 22, 2011
To roll up a blunt with weed.
"yo you want me to scroll that blunt real quik?"
scroll by Scroll Masta April 17, 2007

scroll paralysis 

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.
Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

scroll lock 

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.
There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!
scroll lock by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004