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Bean Scalper 

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.
I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.
Bean Scalper by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Midnight Scalper 

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.
Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.
Midnight Scalper by love rocket February 28, 2012

Professional scalper 

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.

House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.
Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.
House scalper by Mayor Me April 15, 2022

head scalper 

A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him
After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.
head scalper by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008

Ammo Scalper 

One who buys cheap ammunition in bulk in order to drive up demand and therefore cost, then attempts to sell for a preposterous amount of money.
And speaking of Carol Baskins, if it were not for these fucking Ammo Scalpers, we all would be able to afford decent range time and hunting without breaking the bank.