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sandpaper kisses 

When a kitty kisses you with his or her rough little tongue.
When my cat licks me, it feels like he's giving me sandpaper kisses.
sandpaper kisses by marcoda April 15, 2012

sandpaper moments

This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.
"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"
sandpaper moments by A G S December 14, 2007

Sandpaper Sex 

When you're bumping private parts on a beach and sand gets inside of the girls pussy causing it to have a sandpaper texture
I've always wanted to fuck on a Hawaiian beach but I'm afraid of it turning into sandpaper sex.

sandpaper vag 

A women's affliction; the result of an extremely dry vagina. Often caused by wearing a tampon that is too absorbent for the menstrual flow, so that the vagina's natural lubricants are also absorbed. It causes the vaginal walls to feel rough like sandpaper, and makes removing the tampon very uncomfortable.
Girl 1: I just took out my tampon before it was ready and now I have a serious case of sandpaper vag.

Girl 2: I hate that.
sandpaper vag by marigold_11 October 18, 2010

sandpaper sally

a woman who has an incredibly bad herpes outbreak, to the point that that her vagina feels like sandpaper
"Last night I scored, but she was a sandpaper sally!"

sandpaper mittens 

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens
my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens
sandpaper mittens by sonic68 February 6, 2009