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safety pants 

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.
I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.
safety pants by HallMonitor November 3, 2013
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Safe Day 

Noun.A day where a girl or women can magically not get impregnated when getting ejaculated in. Commonly used in Hentai Manga/Doujin and Eroge Visual Novels.
Senpai:"If your hips keep moving like that I-I'm gunna c-cum,Anko-chan!"
Anko:"I-its okay,senpai...Today is my Safe Day. You can cum inside me all you want."
Safe Day by Strawberrypantsu October 30, 2016

safe sax 

the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)
girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah

girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes
safe sax by studcockbukkakesensei October 19, 2012

safety buzz 

Drinking alcohol so as to have some excuse at a later date for the actions you might get into.
"A safety buzz
Some cheap red wine
Oh, the trouble we can get in
So let's screw this one up right" - Jack's Mannequin
safety buzz by conradical dogger December 7, 2005

safe space screamer 

(noun) a person who uses intimidation, accusations, threats and/or shouting in order to prevent others from saying or doing something they find offensive.

These people exercise their own right to free speech in order to limit the free speech of those with whom they disagree.
She shouts profanity at her professor and threatens to get him fired if he does not support the banning of "offensive" Halloween costumes. She is a safe space screamer.

Sniff Safe 

1. Any form of a downer kept for the emergency of a bad comedown from cocaine.
2. A fail safe against the comedown off cocaine.
Guy: Chop me out another railski babe, I feel like shit.
Girl: Were all out!
Guy: Thats cool I got a sniff safe, theres a bottle of Zanex and a case of Coors Light downstairs