Club Safeway

The Safeway supermarket on Market & Church streets in San Francisco, near the Castro district. The food shopping venue of choice for many fashionable young men. Bring your best threads and cutest French Bulldog!

Broseph: Dude I was at Club Safeway just trying to shop when I got the hairy eyeball from all these guys!
Brohammed: What section were you in?
Broseph: Produce, I was buying bananas
Brohammed: Well no wonder! At least you weren't peeling cucumbers!

Club Safeway by JambaJews December 29, 2009

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A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.

Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.

Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.

Safeway by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

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When someone has sex standing against a frige in the frozen food section at any Safeway!!!

Chad safewayed a chick in brandons dream!!!

Safeway by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

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my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.

when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.

My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.

oh, i see Safeway roses!

safeway roses by lindy1943 April 17, 2010