texting schedule 

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

texting schedule by ilovebritain August 14, 2009

Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.

BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!

Bee Schedule by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010

school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.

Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”

school schedule by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019

Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."

Schedulitis by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018

The Schedule 

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

The Schedule by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Schedule 

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

Schedule by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015

schedule 

Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.

"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."

schedule by mcnulty April 13, 2007