national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

national cock rating day by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

river rafting by Justin Brown June 28, 2007

Alphabet rating 

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.

In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.

Alphabet rating by Leco January 23, 2009

Tour Ratings 

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.

Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'

Tour Ratings by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010

Ratings rehab 

When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.

Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"

Ratings rehab by MOCHAD April 4, 2011

beave rafting 

A man who engages in oral sex with a unshaved/unwaxed female partner while on a boat, canoe or raft

I was beave rafting my girlfriend out on the boat today.

beave rafting by flyingscrambler83 August 9, 2012

snap-ranting 

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story

"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."

snap-ranting by donutsforbreakfast June 1, 2015