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River Shrimp 

Also known as camarón de río. A highly contagious, quickly spreading disease originating in Harpers Ferry, WV. Although first reports in 2009 were contained within Harpers Ferry, numerous cases have since been discovered in outer states.

River Shrimp can not only be classified as an STD originating from shrimp (from the river) but as a threat to the human race as a whole.
Susan gave me river shrimp at the party last night, I don't know what to do!
River Shrimp by JamesthMD February 4, 2010

River Shen

He is the best version of the humble Shen. The master of the river. He is one with the river, he take IGnite and EXHAUST and gank at lvl. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and so on. He levles up by beating the ever living shit out of the river pokemons that leech on he's river. He eats honey-fruit. River Shen is always there for you in your hard times, unless he is beating the chernobyl teemo. River Shen ults you from river and come save you from haram ezreal and lux bot lane. He's weakness is retard kayn jg that steals he's green bakugan.
River Shen: River Shen
Player 1: NO PLZ
Player 2: Our Lord has come down upon us he will carry us from silver II to silver I
River Shen: River Shen

Ricer-Sleeper 

A vehicle, usually an import tuner, that is heavily modified under the hood (built engine, forced induction etc), capable of being faster than most other modified cars, however has non-performance damaging flamboyant cosmetic modifications (stickers, a large spoiler, hood/roof scoops, large obnoxious muffler).

A ricer-sleeper accomplishes being a sleeper (a car that does not look fast but really is) by appearing to be a ricer (a car that is modified to look cool and fast but in reality is not).
Guy 1: OMG! LOOK AT THAT RICER! Looks like he took the Fast and Furious trend too far...

Guy 2: LAWL YES, i bet it's a stock, base model, automatic!

Guy 3: That thing just beat my 300HP Nissan 5 minutes ago...

Guy1: OMGAWD its a sleeper??

Guy2: OH SHIZ! It's a ricer-sleeper.
Ricer-Sleeper by poopnikker February 18, 2011

River Skank 

The nastiest trashiest version of a skank. Usually dwells around rivers and gas stations. Can be easily spotted by their c-section scars and under nourished babies.
The river skank that works at taco bell smells like burnt chicken and afterbirth

Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
River Skank by naw0806 August 29, 2009

River Song 

Played by Alex Kingston, River Song is the mysterious traveller of space and time who first appeared in the eighth episode of the fourth season of Doctor Who. River Song refuses to tell The Doctor who she is, saying she can't give him "spoilers". As of yet, who she is is still unknown, and fans everywhere have long speculated about her true identity. According to the writers of the show, this will be revealed in the sixth season.

River keeps a diary of The Doctor's life, which he isn't allowed to look at. She calls him "sweetie", which has caused viewers to wonder if their relationship goes beyond friendship. Since River and The Doctor keep meeting at different points in time and space, their timeline is rather messed up.
An example of her mysteriousness:

The Doctor: River... Who are you?
River Song: You're going to find out very soon now, and I'm sorry, but that's when everything changes.
River Song by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011

River Song 

Verb
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.

Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
River Song by leodiction June 1, 2014