relative hotness 

The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.

For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.

Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.

relative hotness by BigBoi on Trone November 1, 2009

relatives 

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

relatives by trip June 25, 2003

Chick Relativity 

When looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.

Guy 1: That girl over there looks amazing.
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*

Chick Relativity by geckoman October 19, 2010

Relative Stupidity 

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.

I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.

Relative Stupidity by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011

relatives 

hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

my relative smell like shit

relatives by fat in the bacc June 27, 2003

Distant Relatives 

An incredible collaboration album by Nas and Damian Marley. It combines Marley's reggae fusion style with Nas' phenomenal rap skills. The content is very intelligent and meaningful. Most of it is about the struggles of Africa but it does not end there. The two musicians touch on injustices which the entire world has to endure, especially in the song "Patience".
"Pay no mind to the youths, cause it's not like the future depends on it. But save the animals in the zoo, because the chimpanzee's dem a make big money."- Damian Marley. (There are so many other lines I could have chosen to illustrate the lyrical genius of this album)

Distant relatives is probably one of the best collaboration albums of all time.

Distant Relatives by stefff3737 October 26, 2011

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity 

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity by Televangelist July 7, 2009