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Punched Lasagna 

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

Punched in the Facebook 

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon

Punched in 

1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.

2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.
1. That mother fucker got punched in.

2. That bitch was punched in!
Punched in by Lassofsass March 19, 2015

punched in the face 

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
punched in the face by Estep March 30, 2009

punched in the stomach 

To forcefully hit someone in the stomach with your fist and knocked the wind out of them
Sandra just got punched in the stomach hard! She then doubled over falling on her knees and holding her stomach

Punched muffin

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin