Procrastinibbles

You have lots to do, so you decide to make yourself a snack instead. You're not even that hungry.

Noun:

1. the need to eat a snack to postpone doing something you're suppose to do
"I got the procrastinibbles, that house work will have to wait"

2. the food you eat to postpone doing something you're supposed to do
"the house is untidy and my emails are unread, and I am on my second lot of procrastinibbles"

"I wrote up my to-do list and then found I had a serious case of the procrastinibbles".

Procrastinibbles by DanWord December 22, 2022

Procrastinate 

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

Procrastinate by Avilla March 7, 2008

Procrastinate 

Procrastination is when you- you know what? I'll tell you later.

See "Procrastinate"

Procrastinate by Jakepqtt October 28, 2011

Procrastinate 

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.

Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.

Procrastinate by Charlie March 26, 2005

Procrastinate 

Ill write the meaning later.

I procrastinate so much instead of doing work.

Procrastinate by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014

Procrastinate 

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

Procrastinate by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015

Procrastinate Ejaculate 

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

Procrastinate Ejaculate by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017