pre-sleep 

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

pre-sleep by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

pre-slut 

Girls in their pre-teen years (11-12) who dresses like and/or has a major potential to be a slut. Worst case scenario, they may already be on their way to becoming one.

Mark: Did you see what my sister looked like today?
John: No, why?
Mark: She was wearing a mountain of make-up and this low-cut top when she hardly has boobs. She's such a pre-slut.

Jess: How was the party last weekend?
Mary: Good, except there was this random 12-year old girl hooking up with like 8th grader boys.
Jess: Oh my God, what a pre-slut.

pre-slut by peoplethesedays134 April 14, 2011

Pre Shit Ass Gas 

extremely stinky flatulence prior to dropping a deuce

Gas before a person defecates

dude i will see you later, your standing down wind in my pre shit ass gas. gotta go drop the deuces

Pre Shit Ass Gas by paintblusher pantie dropper April 11, 2011

Pre-stalking 

Pre-Stalk, Pre-stalker, Pre-stalking

A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.

-"Man I think shes pre-stalking me."
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"

Pre-stalking by Irregruardless1 March 31, 2009

Pre session nerves 

The inevitable state of excitement one gets ahead of a big night out / session

What's wrong with that mong Max?

He's got a severe case of pre session nerves.

Pre session nerves by Lembob01 August 10, 2017

pre-split 

Supporters who joined the fandom BEFORE one of the OG or most important band members left. Also can be used to describe people who prefer the music before the split. For example: Panic! At Disco's pre-split albums include: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd. before major member Ryan Ross left. However, Vices & Virtues could be included in this genre.

Casey: "So, Rachel are you post or pre-split?"

Rachel: "Pre-split wbu?"

pre-split by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs November 29, 2019

Pre-Sandwich

1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.

2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.

Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"

Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."

Pre-Sandwich by SandwichMetaphysics August 30, 2023