Johnson Poundcake 

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

Johnson Poundcake by meat dick October 15, 2008

poundcake

old-school definition for a broad that hit on the regular; I mean cold waxin' that ass

my poundcake is down the basement waitin' on me

poundcake by acdegrees November 10, 2004

german chocolate poundcake 

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

german chocolate poundcake by smashedflat December 16, 2007

poundcake

Sexualised imagery, or interpretation, of overweight females. Like cheesecake or beefcake, only fat.

Bruce: My GOD, that's Big Bertha from down the street. A shame, she used to be so hot.

Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake.

Bruce: ...

poundcake by Jovian09 January 17, 2010

Montreal Poundcake 

A sex act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. This includes feces, urine, semen, blood, vomit, and tears. The mixture is than smushed with the buttocks until it is well mixed. It can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. At the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.

Fraser: Hey bebe how bout I give you a nice Montreal poundcake tonight

John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!

Montreal Poundcake by D-Cent January 7, 2011

poundcake

It's your head, fool. listen to some hip hop.

"them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet."

poundcake by fuck u, pay me November 5, 2007

poundcake

The fatty, pale, saturated folds of flab that develop when a women passes the age 60 or really starts to let herself go. Scientifically speaking, it sits in the area whereupon the pants, held up by the belt, attempt to conceal it, resulting in a bulbous, cake-like structure.

Steve: If I were 40 years older I'd totally fill her poundcake with mayonnaise and use it as an extra orifice.

Chromulox: I know, she tries to hide it under her belt but subsequent sub-poundcakes form.

poundcake by Gibbon Prince March 10, 2008