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Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.
Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!
Spook Poot by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022

Scooty-poot 

A medium speed method of locomotion by any means of conveyance.
Those cops scooty-pooted right in here.

shoot the poot 

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.
If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

Stank poot 

Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
Dude I jus let out a stank Poot , run ( thumbs down my stank Poot, I dare u)
Stank poot by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022

shoot the poot 

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot