Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooey fingers 

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

Pooey fingers by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019

pooey pants 

some one who shits themselfs

u know who you are

pooey pants by u know who i am 2 hehehe April 1, 2003

pooey pit 

n. descriptive phrase for a wet anus

When my old lady gets cocked, she likes to get it in her pooey pit.

pooey pit by do nuttin duttin April 18, 2008

Pooey Fingers 

When you take "K" (ketamine), and you loose it.
You go for a poo but instead of using toilet paper you use fingers... "Pooey Fingers"

Sam! (pooey fingers)
Why did you wipe poo all over my toilet?
It's the K, I've lost it just like I did in the Babylon Riot at Yarmouth

Pooey Fingers by Barry Buffalo November 16, 2007

pooey mooey

when you finger a girls bumhole then immedietly after finger their vagina and then shout pooey mooey and run away from them.

SLUT: wanna have sex?
MAN: yeah okayy..
*man then fingers bumhole then vagina*
MAN: POOEY MOOEY!
*running away*

pooey mooey by MR SPECTACULAR March 18, 2009

pooey bum hole 

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

pooey bum hole by bumholio October 8, 2005