CL1T Pointing Device 

That little button in the middle of a laptop keyboard that you can use to move your cursor instead of the mouse or trackpad, which is used by caressing it with your middle finger in different directions.

My mouse doesn't work!
I know, I'll use the CL1T Pointing Device instead .

CL1T Pointing Device by HuxterNZ May 7, 2018

rat pointing

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle.

(see also "rat pointing London style")

John and Lance enjoyed a hearty bout of rat pointing of a Saturday eve.

rat pointing by Icy Mike February 7, 2005

Pointing Spanish Tits 

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

Pointing Spanish Tits by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Ponking 

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

Ponking by sean75 April 17, 2009

pinking 

The act of going out and trying to pull young teenage girls (i.e. a pinky)

"Hey Dave what you doing tonight?"

"I'm out pinking again!"

"Your gonna get yourself arrested for that shit"

pinking by the stevenson September 29, 2006

Poonking 

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

Poonking by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Pointing at yourself

If you catch people pointing at themselves it means that their Aaron’s best freind

Tom holland was seen doing the thing (pointing at yourself) because he is Aaron’s best freind

Pointing at yourself by AaronTheEpic May 14, 2022