platypus

well so far everyones pretty much got it right. problem is nobodys really said how FUCKING AWESOME platypi are. if there WAS a god, thhe platypus is proof that GOD is a complete jackass and he can fuck up too. (yes im atheist). the platypus is my favorite animal anyway cuz its such an outcast and i guess i can relate. nobody will end up reading this but eh oh well

davis(me): hey jasmine whats ur favorite animal?
jasmine: oooooo a lion
davis: yeah well male platypis are poisonous so your lion would get its fluffy ass kicked by my platypus

platypus by i-guess-im-emo-or-scene(davis) June 29, 2008

platypus

A fantastic hull. Provides great chats and good times in general. Potential barns beware, cross this aquatic mammal and vengence will be swift yet just.

Yeah you may be a hull but you aren't that good, you should really aim to be more of a platypus.

platypus by SWK January 5, 2004

Platypus

A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.

Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.

Platypus by JPHVA May 8, 2008

Platypus

Another way to call a person with Down Syndrome.
Because the australian animal has many defects and this makes it similar to a person with the syndrome.

"That guy has Down Syndrome, it looks like a platypus"

Platypus by Sorry W November 7, 2020

Platypus

Another thing that people sexually identify as.

"No, i am not a lesbian, I sexually identify as a platypus. Thats why i date girls"

Platypus by PpoiyoPpoiyo December 1, 2017

Platypus

To throw an Australian 20 Cent coin, which features a platypus on its tail side, at the windshield of a car in an act of road rage.

Gary: Did you see that cunt cut me off? I'm going to Platypus him!
*Gary produces 20c Coin and throws it at the offending vehicle's windshield*
Steve: RIVERSIDE, MUTHA FUCKA!

Platypus by Sidney Samson June 10, 2009

platypus

he´s kind of a mammal that lays eggs. His face shape is like a duckbill. Beaver-tailed and otter-footed animal.

i think a platypus is just like a random animal as he has parts of a lot of different animals¡¡

platypus by mr:- January 1, 2011