March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

March of the penguins by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

march of the penguins by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Macaroni Penguins 

Macaroni Penguins

These distinctive looking birds aren't particularly special in the sense that almost 90% of all birds tend to be monogamous in nature. But Macaroni penguins ARE special for the way they mate. They live in massive colonies with thousands of birds. Once they find their mate, they return to that mate for the rest of their lives even if they spend the rest of the year apart from each other. Reunions between mates are often filled with excitement and overt displays of affection.

I belong to Macaroni penguins.

Macaroni Penguins by UnfinishedBook April 11, 2022

Word Sauce Mc Dope Penguins

Used as a term of acknowledgement or agreement. Can be used to substitute the words "okay" or "yeah".

Grant: Meet me at the library, I'll be there soon.
Adam: Word sauce mc dope penguins.

Word Sauce Mc Dope Penguins by WhoopWhoopWhoopWhooooop June 22, 2011

Penguinize 

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.

Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!

Penguinize by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguinity 

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.

An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."

Penguinity by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011

Weaponized Assault penguins 

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

Weaponized Assault penguins by MR. THICC October 21, 2020