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Danky Panky 

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.
Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.
Danky Panky by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010

Shanky Panky 

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush
Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."
Shanky Panky by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

Hanky Panky 

Doing the dirty deed with someone. Hanky panky is a pleasant and less grotesque way of saying boning your lovah.
"Me and my lover did the Hanky Panky last night. It was da bomb."
Hanky Panky by ShmoopieDoopie2345 December 17, 2008

Franky Panky Wanky 

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."
Franky Panky Wanky by Akritiri February 21, 2017

Don Panky’s Mafia 

Don Panky’s Mafia is a secret cult that is only know by the enlightened ones. Once selected you will be taken and put through serious trials and tribulations. Upon completing the hardships you will enter the brotherhood. Once in the brother hood you will be under the protection of Don Panky. Anyone who who does you wrong will be faced with retaliation and death.
Collins: I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Caleb: Better watch out I’m under the protection of Don Panky’s Mafia
Collins: Oh fuck nevermind
Don Panky’s Mafia by Don Panky February 6, 2018

Danky Panky 

The dankest of the dank, shit so strong it'll make you wanna fuck yo mama or in lamens term SOME STRONG AF WEED
Bruh you got the plug on the Danky Panky
Fosho mah nigga,shit you bouta get FUCKED UP
Danky Panky by Mr.StealYoGurl March 22, 2015