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Panera Bread Trash Boy 

A Panera Bread Trash Boy is someone that lives in their parent’s basement, playing call of duty and other video games all day. They are addicted to Panera Bread. They tend to use cheat codes on call of duty because they do not have the mental capacity to work hard to win. These tend to be high schoolers that take remedial classes, not because they were born remedial but because they are so damn lazy to study because mall they do is sit on their ass’s all day playing call of duty and trash talking other people twitch pages. They also hate Au Bon Pain which is the far more superior brand then Panera Bread.
Panera Bread.

Oh no, this dude and his gang used cheat codes to beat me on call of duty, this must be Panera bread trash boys.

Panera Bread Hoe 

A white girl who orders broccoli cheddar soup and sucks dick for gift cards.
“Aye bruh look at that girl over there.”
“Oh Sydney? She’s just a Panera Bread hoe.”
Panera Bread Hoe by Jeri Taylor February 10, 2019

Panera Slime 

The layer of grease and slime that covers you after a shift at Panera. This most commonly occurs when the employee is on the line, and can only be removed by a soapy shower.
Wow, this 10 hour shift has me covered in Panera slime

Panera-ing 

Panera-ing -(V.)- To go to panera; to eat at panera; to live for panera; to think about panera; to enjoy panera; to crave panera; to breathe panera.
Isabel-"Hey, are we panera-ing after the soccer game today?"

Jessie-"TOTES! jessie need food ;D"
Isabel-*runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off* then screams "YAY"
Panera-ing by jessieisabeast June 10, 2011

Panera Broad

A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.
Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?

Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.

Panera Bread Republican 

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican
There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.