Spak pad 

An unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo buttons. The pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.

Tom: Jonty's coming round for some Goldeneye.
Chico: Oh? Well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

Duncan: I know it's your house and everything but do I have to use the spak pad?
Ross: Shut up.

Spak pad by Barca87 June 18, 2011

secret tweaker pad 

1) The name of a song by the infamous So-Cal band, Sublime
2) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling in which methamphetamine is abused for days on end.
3) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling where methamphetamin is manufactured for personal use. The methamphetamine labs sometimes explode because the maker is tweaking so bad on meth while he makes more meth.
4) A secret dwelling where drugs are widley abused and endless partying ensues

1 - STP is my favorite sublime song ever!!!
2 - Hey man, lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get tweaked
3 - Billy doesnt want to come chill with us for the next week or two because hes at his STP... Maybe he'll die soon/
4 - Lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get shitty!

secret tweaker pad by The REAL Martin October 25, 2005

sweaty pad 

when a female pig sucks you off

''oh my god, had a right good sweaty pad last night''

''ur sick''

sweaty pad by Ben richardson June 2, 2007

Splash pad 

A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.

Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.

Splash pad by Sakaballz January 16, 2011

Sweatfree Mani Pad 

A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control

Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!

Sweatfree Mani Pad by Ivan Cherkanoff April 24, 2009

Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

Smash Pad by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010

sarengetti brillo pad 

The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.

I woke my girlfriend up yesterday with the Sarengetti Brillo pad.

sarengetti brillo pad by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007