rubber wheel on the third rail 

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

rubber wheel on the third rail by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

Rubbing Your Dick On Me 

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.

"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

Rubbing Your Dick On Me by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008

rubberband on the doorknob

It is literally a rubber band hanging on the doorknob, used to warn a roommate(usually in college dorms) that the other is currently having sex in that room.

If your ever having sex and you dont want your roommate to come in by accedent then just put a rubberband on the doorknob.

rubberband on the doorknob by voodoom August 21, 2006

ruby on rails 

Ruby On Rails is the next generation web application development framework, it allows developers to write beautiful code by favoring convention over configuration.
Ruby On Rails, also referred to as Rails or RoR is used by some of the leading Web 2.0 applications on the internet today and was ranked as the number one technology you need to know about in 2007.

Boss: Do you know anything about Ruby On Rails?
PHP Developer: I've heard its more hype than anything else, nothing that can't be done with PHP.
Boss: Your fired. *Should have hired someone who can think outside the box*

ruby on rails by Ivan V January 1, 2009

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again 

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008

ruby on rails 

A web development technology that has more hype than popularity. It's a popular first choice of develoepr that don't intend to actually be around when the product is finished or put in to production. It allows for really flashy demos that impress bosses while being backed with nothing.

This job is about to go away so I think I'm going to use Ruby on Rails for the last month or two before I leave.

ruby on rails by Rails Programmer September 19, 2006

rubbing against little boys on the bus

Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.

Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.

There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.

"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."

rubbing against little boys on the bus by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006