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Don't shit on your doorstep 

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!
Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

don’t flap on my flip 

the one adidas shirt that they sold that one time
don’t flap on my flipshirt

Don't step on my toes 

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc
Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

don't qoute me on that 

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.
I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... 

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

I don't put on him 

The Hebrew phrase: "Ani lo sam alav". Equivalent to the American phrase, I don't give a damn about him or I don't care what he says.
I will do it anyway. I don't put on him.