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oil by U SUCK DICK-TATORS OFF! October 27, 2004
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One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.
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A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.
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Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.
To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
oil by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
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Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.
oil by Bush is my Bitch July 26, 2003
Oil
1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion.
3. Actually exists almost everywhere.
4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology).
5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place)
6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with.
7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers.
8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion.
3. Actually exists almost everywhere.
4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology).
5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place)
6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with.
7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers.
8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.
The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We are running out of oil
Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?
Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?
Oil by NerdToTheEnd December 14, 2008
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