Band of the big black horse 

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

Band of the big black horse by Sahagian June 6, 2018

Band of Horses 

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".

Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.

Band of Horses by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007

pocket full of horses 

from the song Little Red Corvette by Prince, meaning Trojan condoms

"She had a pocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used,"

pocket full of horses by twtcmaustin October 9, 2007

Brad - High lord of horses 

(n) Brad- High lord of horses. May also be referred to as 'Bradley'. Nobody truly knows his last name, or even which horses he is the lord of, as they all seem to treat him the same as any other person- though they might be trying to help conceal his secret identity. Raised by Killer Whales in the Antarctic- he is prone to emotional insensitivity- possibly due to his previous parents dying in a freak incident involving Killer Whales.

Usually is absolutely great at everything he does- including hangovers, being shy and being amazing in bed, but he pretends to suck at some things because he's great at being modest and making other people feel valued.

Whenever you meet a Brad- watch out, because he might be the High lord of horses in disguise and he will be the best guy you ever met.

Guy: "Hi, I'm Brad - High lord of horses."
Girl: "Oh really? Let me see your dic- HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"

Girl 1: So I met this really new hot guy called Brad the other day
Girl 2: Omg think he's the high lord of horses?
Girl 1: I'm gonna find out!

Brad - High lord of horses by Mandywub November 20, 2011

throwed like a set of horseshoes 

Spun the fuck out

Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic

throwed like a set of horseshoes by Cal333 October 15, 2021

god of horses 

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”

god of horses by lord and saviour July 7, 2021

the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222 

fucking weebs

have you heard of the bootleg game the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222? The story is based on fucking weebs trying to get girlfriends fucking funny

the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222 by horseboy222 May 16, 2019