oese 

a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelves at grocery stores.although called a vampire, he does not like blood.it in fact makes him quite angry and he may go on sudden rampages.if the oese smells blood u must get a bag of green gummy bears to calm him down right away.he likes to eat apples but only if they have seven seeds in the center.if not he dumps the apples in the local landfill for his fellow rodent friends.

oh.dont be such an oese at the sight of blood..

oese by Alyssa Oese June 20, 2008

oestrogen 

The correct spelling of estrogen in English

Woman: I'm always a little bit fragile at this time of the month due to my estrogen.

Man: damn it woman! The correct spelling is oestrogen. The o is silent. Now go to the ladies room and smoke a tampon or whatever!

oestrogen by max hotep April 13, 2014

OES 

See Ocean's Eleven Syndrome

Ocean's Twelve has a serious case of OES.

OES by BDT December 14, 2004

Oestur 

When you turn on a lamp or a light switch and an electric monster comes out and attacks people, and only eats people with short spiky hair and bushy eye brows.

Bella- "Omg that oestur just snapped up jacob"
Edward-"yes!"

Oestur by PrettyFlyForAWi-Fi September 12, 2011

Oesshini

Cutest person ever. Believes they are evil when they are actually not. Very beautiful. Kind heart. Sensitive. Romantic heart. Want to feel loved. Always have interesting things to talk about.

hey oesshini! you're the sweetest person on earth

Oesshini by _Cress_ November 29, 2021

Oesshini

This person is a total keeper. If life gives you an Oesshini, you shut up, don't ask questions, don't even think about it and treasure them. You treat them like the royalty they are.

Oesshini is very smart and is probably the most talented person in any situation. They're the sort of person who would randomly know something that WILL save your life. They may act like they're tough, but inside they're the softest cutest most beautiful and adorable thing ever. The best way to describe them would be as a devilish angel.
Devilish by deposition but an angel inside and out.
They're a hopeless romantic and wanna be given love sometimes, but give the their space.

All in all, Oesshini is the best person ever. And I'm 100% sure no one can disagree (if they do, they're wrong)

Have you met someone who is cute, smart, insanely talented and a tad bit wild?

Obviously, I've met Oesshini

Oesshini by rayofrainbow December 7, 2021

Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast 

The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.

Evan: That's a girl's jacket.

Tucker: Huh ?

Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.

Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?

Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.

Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast by joedaprogramma November 22, 2020