Number1Napper

A person who loves to Nap... and is the best at it ;)

*also loves to: Drink Goose, Eat Snacks, Look Cute... and Teach Saturday Classes at the Basketball Courts

- Where the hell is he... he's always LATE!

- U know he's probobly taking a nap as usual...

- HAhaha.. that damn "Number1Napper"

by Number1Napper March 15, 2007

numberg

The number of ice burgs that are in a group.

Bob: what is that group of 5 ice burgs called?
Mike: it’s called 5 numbergs.

by 81828 May 11, 2021

numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 15, 2021

number1iggyfan

a loser

“Hey do you like jojo?” “Yea” “your a number1iggyfan”

by deaththekidsolosurfavs June 30, 2021

numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005

bumbering

Occasional misspelling of the word "bumbling"; often used online by ill-informed individuals who have severe language issues and spread idiocy on craigslist. Despite the fact that there are those who may tell you otherwise, it needs to remain clear that 'bumbering' is not a "British" word, but rather just a made-up one.

"You are a bumbering fool!"
"Actually, I think you mean 'bumbling' fool."

by Puffaloover January 11, 2008

nutbaring

To shit while you cum.

Her head game was so strong she had me nutbaring.

by Usernameyoutwat May 29, 2018