not to sound racist or anything but

A phrase used prior to uttering a comment that can only be regarded as racist, usually by someone who is but doesn't know it.

Not to sound racist or anything but I'm tired of seeing Mexicans all over my town.

Not to sound racist or anything but if my daughter ever dated a black guy...

not to sound racist or anything but by Milf86 January 24, 2011

Not to be racist, but... 

What someone says right before they say something so extremely and irrevocably racist you want smash their face into the pavement and then stomp on the back of their head. For some strange reason, they seem to think it justifies being an asshole. Grr

Person A: Not to be racist, but...
Persons B+C thinks: Oh shit, here we go again
Person A: but...your ugly ghetto nigger face is pissing me off. And your asian friend should go back to where he came from, before I kick his head in.

*Persons B+C advance on A*
Person A: Oh what, you gonna try bash me now? The only reason why you nigga is so strong is b'coz TV's are getting bigger!"

Yeah, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination

Not to be racist, but... by itza me! Mario!~ November 22, 2009

Not to be racist, but 

A phrase you can add to the beginning of any statement, no matter how racist, and make it not racist.

White Guy: "Not to be racist, but my IQ is definitely higher than yours, because you're black."
Black Guy: "Ok! I appreciate your sensitivity to racism in this day in age, friend!"
White Guy: "Don't call me that. I'm not friends with blacks."

Not to be racist, but by bowtie613 May 27, 2018

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! 

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.

Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009

Thank You For Not Being a Racist 

A word of gratitude from a green man

Thank You For Not Being a Racist

Thank You For Not Being a Racist by IcanSEEyou 69 November 24, 2019

Mihoyo will not do a 'Raiden Shogun' Rerun 

Mihoyo stated that they will not do a rerun for the character Raiden Shogun. They said: 'We won't dissapoint our players by putting the same character in a wish event twice'. They also said they will from now on try to do little to zero reruns of 5-star characters.

NO RERUN OF THE RAIDEN SHOGUN CHARACTER IN GENSHIN IMPACT Mihoyo will not do a 'Raiden Shogun' Rerun

Mihoyo will not do a 'Raiden Shogun' Rerun by Eddie Brockclovich September 1, 2021

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai 

kinda weird at the beginning

depressing at the end

dude 1: meh, never really liked rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai
dude 2: i will grind your kneecaps into a power for my clam chowder

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai by poop man man poop February 17, 2021