Newfie Sanchez

A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.

Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.

Newfie Sanchez by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

Newfie Retirement Fund by D. Gould January 9, 2007

newfie shot 

A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.

Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!

He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.

newfie shot by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009

Newfie Lottery 

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

Newfie Lottery by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Newfie Breath Mint 

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

Newfie Breath Mint by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008

Newfie Poutine 

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

Newfie Poutine by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

Newfie cigarette 

A homemade cigarette fashioned from the leftover tobacco found in cigarette butts.

Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.

" I had no money to buy smokes so I had to roll a Newfie cigarette just to tide me over.

Newfie cigarette by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005