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Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
An extremely underrated and unknown Broadway musical that deserves much more recognition than it ever got. Based off the 1992 Disney film of the same name, which was in turn based off the real life Newsboys' Strike of 1899. Won Tonys for Best Score and Best Choreography. Initially performed at the Papermill Playhouse in 2012 after adaptations to the script by Harvey Fierstein, lyrics by Jack Feldman and score by Alan Menken, moved to Broadway featuring Jeremy Jordan and Jack Kelly, Andrew Keenan-Bolger and Crutchie and Ben Fannkhauser as Davey, along with Kara Lindsay as Katherine. Initial run was supposed to be 12 weeks at the Nederlander Theatre, extended to one year and eventually named open ended by Disney, until closing on August 24, 2014. Closing cast featured Corey Cott as Jack, Andy Richardson as Crutchie and Ben Fankhauser as Davey, as well as Liana Hunt as Katherine. The production was sent on tour for 2015 around the US, featuring Dan Deluca as Jack, Zachary Sayle as Crutchie and Jacob Kemp as Davey, along with Stephanie Styles as Katherine. A high energy show with amazing dancing and attractive, flexible newsboys hawking headlines across the stage. Many words have come out of the fandom, including Fansie and Toursies, the words for fans of the show or movie and the touring cast.
We saw Newsies on closing night and drowned in our tears at Corey's "Santa Fe" and Andy saying "I love you" to his family in ASL.
nelsie is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet, if you meet a nelsie keep her. she treats you so wonderful. she’s so cool. she’s so talented. you’ll fall in love in a second with a nelsie. keep her while you have her don’t lose her. don’t break her heart she’s been through it enough. take care of her.
boy: “wow is that nelsie?! she’s so beautiful
boy2: “wow she’s so talented ☺️“
boy3: “i never wanna lose her she’s so amazing
nelsie by ur.beautiful January 10, 2021

Nessreen 

A very intellectual and independent woman who spends most of her time singing, reading or making weird faces. She loves to try new things and tends to have an adventurous side but at the same time loves to be cuddled up in bed sipping on some tea. She eyes as black as the night sky and a smile that has the potential to brighten up an entire room.
- Oh my God, I have never seen someone more beautiful. Do you know her name?
- Yes, that girl is called Nessreen.
Nessreen by Hng August 10, 2015
Nitrous oxide canisters that you inhale to get a high. Commonly referred to as whip its.
Let's do nossies when we get home
Nossies by downdownun May 6, 2011

nessecary 

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?
"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*
nessecary by Broken1210 September 14, 2019