NHS 

I was nominated for it but I didn't want to do community service so I didn't do it.

NHS is for nerds like me and your mom.

NHS by lick dicker May 4, 2003

NHS 

UK National Health Service, a way for the government to bury problems with poor healthcare provision and poor worker morale under the guise of providing universal ‘nationalized’ healthcare which is actually making more money for private companies than for society

Pretty much anywhere is better to work than the NHS

NHS by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020

NHS 

the national hockey stadium in Milton Keynes, frequented by a handful of "frenzied frannies" whenever Franchise FC play a home game. They are mostly outnumbered by the away fans.

The NHS is the worst league ground in history

NHS by AFCW April 24, 2004

NHS 

National Honors Society

Smart people across the nation are recognized for their brains and then are told to tutor those who need help.

Were you inducted into the NHS?
- No, I wasn't accepted.

NHS by Deb'do December 10, 2015

Rich ugly white boys that go to NHS

Sexist Motherfuckers

Rich ugly white boys that go to NHS- "Sorry, you can't join our fantasy football league. It's a boys thing."

Rich ugly white boys that go to NHS by J Sizzzle65 August 13, 2017

Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS) 

Nervous Hole Syndrome is when you feel the need to pinch a nice loaf but have no access to a bathroom, so right there you panic and get the sensation of nervous hole. It can occur when your actually nervous or when you just have to take a shit. It will usually creep up in the tailbone region and often move to the lower back. Sometimes it will vanish for a minute, but come back because it's just playing with you. When you find a pool to drop your Cosby's off, NHS will usually be over with for now. But can happen numerous times a day.

Reminder: NHS can commonly be confused with National Honor Society, please don't make this mistake

Have you ever been shopping in Wal-Mart and have to take a poop? Well...you don't want to go just yet so you finish your shopping. Then it hits you! Bam. Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS). Then your screwed until you unleash your terds.

Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS) by Matt Barshinger December 24, 2010

NHS MASSAGE 

When you fake somthing to get felt up /a rub by the doctor....

"Doctor I think I've got a hernia "- nhs massage

NHS MASSAGE by James Sandoe September 5, 2018