Mustard 

Collective noun describing a group of retarded children

Hide your crayons, there's a Mustard of retards approaching.

Mustard by Dildozermaniac February 14, 2019

mustard 

This is an alternative name for marijuana. It is often used at the office/workplace or in emails so that other words for pot need not be used.

"I wish I could have some mustard with my lunch today."

"I'll meet you for a beer, and maybe later we can have some mustard."

mustard by Grommm February 27, 2010

Mustard 

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

Mustard by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

Mustard 

Yellow glotch that some people like to put on their food. It often comes in a yellow thing with a nozzle on it.

Mustard by blii February 19, 2003

mustard 

mustard(v.)
when a guy with a short and thick cock (sausage-like penis) cums inside of a girl.

would you please mustard my hole?

mustard by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009

mustard 

sweatchirt with a zipper... one day a man was walkiung down the street with the name of amir khan... and has msutard all over his sweat shirt from his sandiwich.. therefore now we call them mustards

look at that sick mustard.. its from ecko

mustard by bob March 30, 2005

Mustard 

A term used to describe people of Asian nationality.

Look at that Mustard's car.

Mustard by tron May 13, 2005