Variety Muffins 

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition

"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

Variety Muffins by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007

Hesh Muffins 

A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE

(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)

Hesh Muffins are heshers for life

Hesh Muffins by SK84LIFEMOFO February 15, 2012

mini muffins 

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.

Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful

mini muffins by Miklay March 7, 2004

flying fudge muffins 

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

flying fudge muffins by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

devil muffins 

a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.

Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!

devil muffins by Michael? September 10, 2005

muffingasm 

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.

Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!

muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

muffinsuit 

the awesome combination of wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt, preferably on a rainy or snowy day... but every day is an acceptable day to wear a muffinsuit. llbean moccasins are often worn to complete the look. for males and females.

i don't get how some people get so dressed up for our 8am class. i just roll in like a boss wearing a muffinsuit.

muffinsuit by nosefacekillah October 4, 2011