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Mongolian Monocle 

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

mongolian mud munch 

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.
I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

Mongolian Goggles 

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.
Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.

Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad 

26-episode anime and ongoing manga about a boy in Japan (Koyuki) trying to make it big with his rock band. Follows the band's ups and downs and Koyuki's gradual rise to maturity as the series progresses. A unique and fairly well down series that makes numerous references to real world music and also has an amazing original soundtrack.
"The rock music in Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad is by far my favorite anime soundtrack ever."

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.
Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.
“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”