mbating 

to touch yourself....it is the poor man's term for masturbating.

"Hey Alana, what is your hand doing under the pillow?"

"Well, I was just trying to keep ma hands warm, but your mbating is making me uncomfortable."

mbating by M-Dawwwg January 19, 2012

Moaning 

A sound of pleasure when having sexual intercourse

Uhmmm

Why you moaning

Because of this great sexual intercourse

Moaning by Ryker19 June 1, 2019

moasting 

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

moasting by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

Good Moaning 

Waking up in the morning and having morning sex.

I had a good moaning.

Good Moaning by IdontKnowMyName July 20, 2014

Midnight Mating Call 

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

Midnight Mating Call by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

Donut Meating Contest by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

mating season 

Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!

mating season by captazo March 17, 2011