Backyard Coal Mining 

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

Backyard Coal Mining by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

butt mining

1. The act of routinely coming up with ideas on the spot, especially when under pressure or with a high penalty for failure. This derives from the vaunted ability of journalists and reporters to generate news story ideas with unexpected or novel angles. This term is a logical progression from the phrase "to pull an idea out of my ass". Used as a positive term of praise, a "butt miner" is somebody who is very good at thinking of new ways to cover old stories, or of new stories that nobody else has thought of before.
2. This could also conceivably be a term for a sodomite (or possibly a proctologist) or anybody else who spends a fair amount of time in a butt. But I've never heard this term used that way.

1.
Reporter: "Hey, I have an idea. Instead of just covering Chinese New Year at the restaurants, why don't we cover the plight of the Chinese staff at the restaurants, who have to work the festival and who can't go home to their families in China?"
Editor: "That is a compelling idea with a human angle, and a novel way of covering a routine annual event. A sterling display of vintage butt mining. Good job!"

2.
Reporter: "I love Katie Couric. I really admire her bravery in having her own colonoscopy broadcast on TV."
Reporter: "Aye. That's a sterling display of vintage butt mining, no doubt."

butt mining by HMB May 22, 2006

mining

the act of grabbing your diamond pickaxe and mining the diamonds, like a yeast

mining away, I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway

mining by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Minwingle

To manipulate a person/situation/ or object to fit your needs.

I have no idea how that dog minwingled himself through the fence.

I had to minwingle my way into the class room.

Minwingle by Samnatha Whitbey October 29, 2006

Double Dwarf Mining 

When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .

Yeah, my girlfriend and I were double dwarf mining a girl we met on tinder while drunk .

Double Dwarf Mining by Double dwarf January 12, 2020

Salt Mining 

The term used for playing an online game, and intentionally using various methods to piss off other players. Receiving salty reactions or messages. Can also be used for online communication in general.

Dude I made this sick build in Dark souls, and I keep taunting with it, this is gonna be a great salt mining if i get some angry messages.

Salt Mining by sparkst0rm October 11, 2017

coal mining 

The act of consuming alcohol at a drinking establishment during day time hours, or immediately after a work day, usually in solidarity or a small group. Conversation is nonexistent or light, and the participant(s) need to appear preoccupied in thought, typically staring into the bar top.

Jeremy has been coal mining since he got off work at five.

coal mining by thedrunkardsmind September 23, 2016